COMPETITION | Sean O Boyle Author

Q1. Do you have undying loyalty to our great Empire of Galzar?

Yes

Yes, more patriotically

Q2. Are you illiterate?

Not at all

How dare you!

No! I always responsibly dispose of my rubbish!

Q3. How many sets of fingers do you possess?

2

10

*clears throat nervously* The normal amount...

Q4. Please confirm your whereabouts last night.

At home, sound asleep and dreaming of the Empress

Inebriated and lecherous in a local tavern

At a secret meeting with rebellious intentions

Waiting in line to fill this form

Q6. Really? That's how you spend your free time?

*sigh* Yes

Of course not!

I was mistaken. I actually work in my free time

Q7. What is your favourite attribute of the great Galzarian Empire?

Why, our beloved Empress of course!

Forms. I just love them!

General paranoia about my neighbours

The food's not bad, I suppose

Q8. What is your opinion of the vile, savage-ridden Kingdom of Varrak?

It's a horrid place that spits in the face of everything Galzar stands for!

I hear it's a good location to spend your summers in

My opinion is whichever one won't land me in a cell

Q9. Are you harbouring any enemies of the state, or form-dodgers in your abode?

No, the thought never crossed my mind

Uh, no... *raps knuckles three times on the wall* Have I shown you my vast collection of old Imperial coins?

Yes, but only to entrap them on the Empire's behalf!

Q11. Are you, or have you ever been, a Varrakian?

Nope, I'm a True Galzarian through and through

Varrak? Never heard of it?

Die, Galzarian imperialist dog!

Q12. How much are you enjoying this form, so far?

I'm loving it! More questions please?

It's a little overwhelming

I think I need to revisit that earlier question about trapped gas...

Q13. You overhear a neighbour complain about forms. What do you do?

Confront them in a friendly tone, offering the pamphlet "So, You're Feeling Off-Form?"

Panic and throw dirt in their eyes

Cease future invitations to your household

Q14. Are you sure you're not Varrakian?

Yes, positive!

Let me ask my mother. She did travel quite a bit in her youth

Hsssssss! Die! Die!

Q15. And finally, have you never not positively had a negative thought that didn't pertain to the Empire nor Empress, or not?

Y-yes?

N-no?

Pass?

Seán O'Boyle Author

Pertaining To The Complimentary Acquisition of a copy of Checks, Balances and Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting.

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Out June 27th 2025

​Seán O'Boyle Author

Pertaining To The Complimentary Acquisition of a copy of Checks, Balances and Proper Procedure in Monster Hunting.

Feeling Impatient?

Out June 27th 2025

Seán O'Boyle Author